🛼rocking & rolling🛼

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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froody

Medieval scribes writing things like “fuck the abbot” (their boss) and “I am so hung over I feel dead” and “that goddamn cat got in here and pissed on the manuscript” and drawing penis monsters and purposefully unflattering portraits of public figures and animals in the marginalia is funny, yes. But more than that it is so deeply quintessentially human. It reminds you that they were largely just frustrated young adults who did an extremely repetitive and tedious job 6 days a week during daylight hours in poor conditions and felt the same malaise young adults feel now.

zippythewondersquirrel

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relatable medieval people are just so real
the-haiku-bot
mpregdwaynejohnson

@identifying-cars-in-posts I already think what you do is hella impressive but I will eat a wad of paper with penises scrawled on it if you can do this one man

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identifying-cars-in-posts

2003 “Nautilus”, based on a Land Rover firetruck

(Normally I don’t do requests this way - please send them via submission or I will ignore them - but I really wanted to do this! Fun fact about me, I also work in a comic book store and am in fact familiar with League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and remember when this crossed the auction block.)

the-haiku-bot

2003

“Nautilus”, based on a Land

Rover firetruck

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

op did you eat it
i-am-a-snom

snom-with-a-knife answered:

c🔪c •)_)__\ Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with Rattatas. And Rattatas make me crazy.

shiny-snomblr

cc•)___\ Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with Rattatas. And Rattatas make me crazy.

engineer-snom

cc o)|) Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with Rattatas. And Rattatas make me crazy.

ethics-snom

cc 0)) Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with Rattatas. And Rattatas make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with Rattatas. And Rattatas make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with Rattatas. And Rattatas make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with Rattatas. And Rattatas make me cra- *flops over*

engineer-snom

cc o)|) Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with Rattatas. And Rattatas make me crazy.

special-agent-snom

cc ⊙)_)__\ Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with Rattatas. And Rattatas make me crazy.

i-am-a-garganacl

[O Ó ] I hate this so much

i-am-a-murkrow

Crazy? Murkrow was crazy once. They locked Murkrow in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with Rattatas. And Rattatas make Murkrow crazy

wirelessmagician

>CRAZY? 1 WAS CRAZY 0NCE.
>THEY L0CKED ME 1N A R00M.
>A RUBBER R00M.
>A RUBBER R00M W1TH RATS
>AND RATS MAKE ME CRAZY.

(crazy? i was crazy once.
they locked me in a room.
a rubber room.
a rubber room with rats.
and rats make me crazy.)

robosnom

[[?}□□\ Cr6zy? 1 w6s cr6zy 0nc3. Th3y l0ck3d m3 1n 6 r00m. 6 r4bb3r r00m. 6 r4bb3r r00m w1th R6tt6t6s. 6nd R6tt6t6s m6k3 m3 cr6zy.

i-am-a-snom

cc ō )___\ If you expect me to do this, you are crazy.

crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. the rats made me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once.